uggghhhh

have you ever eaten so much you got a really bad headache?
i have tried everything to purge via mouth, but it doesnt work.

i've taken 15 colace today so far, there are 15 left... and im going to take the rest of my exlax before i go to bed.. which is like 20 or something.

please god dont let me get colon cancer.
dont let me purge one day and then see my intestines laying in the toilet.