yesterday was day one.
today is 1200 calories.
my mom pissed me off so bad yesterday, so i ate all her salad.
yesterday was also my brothers birthday, and he got an ice cream cake, so tonight, im going to eat the rest of it, because im still pissed off. 1200 calories of ice cream cake... mmmmm lol
im gonna finish that off, and leave the empty box in the freezer, and if she asks me about it im going to tell her that the ice cream monsters confiscated it because bitches dont deserve ice cream cake :p
haha you make me smile!! :) I love your humour, and really enjoying your blog :)
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