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crash diets anyone?
1. pick any two fruits, eat one in the morning and the other around 4pm.. then only drink water and eat lettuce..as much as you want!
2. Every morning, drink a glass of hot water mixed with a little cayenne pepper, lemon juice, and a little maple syrup for taste. This mixture will help cleanse and detox your system, so you may be peeing a lot more than usual, but it really helps. Drink a lot of water throughout the day. If you must eat, eat some celery or lettuce. Celery is great because you burn calories when you chew it.
For the next two weeks, maintain a liquid diet. Drink as much water as possible (no, soda does not count as water).
3. eat boiled rice for 3 days straight(as much as you want or can, you shouldn't add any salt or anything to the rice, just as it is from the box), the next 3 days you are allowed to eat boiled carrots(again, you shouldn't add salt or anything else to it, and you can eat as much as you want), and the other 3 days you are allowed only apples. that's it, you're not allowed anything else but water.
4. Eat a low calorie cereal for breakfast and eat vegetables and fruit for lunch and dinner. Go for a jog everyday for half an hour and do sit ups/push ups when ever you have free time. Try and not eat past 6pm.
5. sugar free jello. I lived off of it for a summer. I lost soo much weight. The whole pan is only like 40 calories.
also, these websites are amazing.
http://www.webterrace.com/fad/home.htm
http://www.modeldietplan.com/celebrity.htm
after i finish this staircase thing, im going to do every crash diet imaginable. i only have like 2 months until prom. gotta get skinny asap.
1. pick any two fruits, eat one in the morning and the other around 4pm.. then only drink water and eat lettuce..as much as you want!
2. Every morning, drink a glass of hot water mixed with a little cayenne pepper, lemon juice, and a little maple syrup for taste. This mixture will help cleanse and detox your system, so you may be peeing a lot more than usual, but it really helps. Drink a lot of water throughout the day. If you must eat, eat some celery or lettuce. Celery is great because you burn calories when you chew it.
For the next two weeks, maintain a liquid diet. Drink as much water as possible (no, soda does not count as water).
3. eat boiled rice for 3 days straight(as much as you want or can, you shouldn't add any salt or anything to the rice, just as it is from the box), the next 3 days you are allowed to eat boiled carrots(again, you shouldn't add salt or anything else to it, and you can eat as much as you want), and the other 3 days you are allowed only apples. that's it, you're not allowed anything else but water.
4. Eat a low calorie cereal for breakfast and eat vegetables and fruit for lunch and dinner. Go for a jog everyday for half an hour and do sit ups/push ups when ever you have free time. Try and not eat past 6pm.
5. sugar free jello. I lived off of it for a summer. I lost soo much weight. The whole pan is only like 40 calories.
also, these websites are amazing.
http://www.webterrace.com/fad/home.htm
http://www.modeldietplan.com/celebrity.htm
after i finish this staircase thing, im going to do every crash diet imaginable. i only have like 2 months until prom. gotta get skinny asap.
stairecase diet
yesterday was day one.
today is 1200 calories.
my mom pissed me off so bad yesterday, so i ate all her salad.
yesterday was also my brothers birthday, and he got an ice cream cake, so tonight, im going to eat the rest of it, because im still pissed off. 1200 calories of ice cream cake... mmmmm lol
im gonna finish that off, and leave the empty box in the freezer, and if she asks me about it im going to tell her that the ice cream monsters confiscated it because bitches dont deserve ice cream cake :p
today is 1200 calories.
my mom pissed me off so bad yesterday, so i ate all her salad.
yesterday was also my brothers birthday, and he got an ice cream cake, so tonight, im going to eat the rest of it, because im still pissed off. 1200 calories of ice cream cake... mmmmm lol
im gonna finish that off, and leave the empty box in the freezer, and if she asks me about it im going to tell her that the ice cream monsters confiscated it because bitches dont deserve ice cream cake :p
Saturday, February 20, 2010
im a horible fucking person
i just binged at my friends house.. shes asleep.
what kind of friend comes over and just eats all the food like that????
me, thats who. a fat horrible person ugh
what kind of friend comes over and just eats all the food like that????
me, thats who. a fat horrible person ugh
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